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A-HA PLAY NEASDEN

by our arts correspondent 
Greta Harbo
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 by Kim Zigfeld
ZAKHAYEV: 'I NEVER MET HEARTFIELD'
By our correspondent Hilde O'Booze
From the archives
Our archivist Hilde Quisling found this moving obutuary on the front page of the Aftenposten, 7 May 1945:

"Adolf Hitler
I am not worthy to speak his name out loud. Nor do his life and his deeds warrant an kind of sentimental discussion. He was a warrior, a warrior for mankind, and a prophet of the gospel of justice for all nations. His was a reforming natur of the highest order, and his fate was to arise in a time of barbarism which finally felled him. Thus might the average western European regard Adolf Hitler. We, his closest supporters, now bow our heads at his death. Knut Hamsun"